Real Humans, Not Robots

Get Your Core Web Vitals Fixed by Actual Experts

Let's be real — you've tried the automated tools. They tell you to "compress images" and "defer JavaScript" for the hundredth time. We actually get in your code and fix things. Like, for real.

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48h
Avg. Turnaround
All
Platforms Supported

Choose Your Fix Level

One-time fix or ongoing monitoring. No hidden fees, no upsells, no BS.

One-Time Fix

Perfect for "my site is slow and I need help now."

$ 99

One-time payment, forever yours

  • Full Core Web Vitals audit
  • Up to 5 pages optimized
  • 48-hour turnaround
  • Before/after report
  • 14-day follow-up
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Daily Sentinel

Enterprise-grade. For when every millisecond matters.

$ 349 /mo

White-glove service

  • Everything in Weekly
  • Daily monitoring
  • Unlimited pages
  • Slack/Email alerts
  • Dedicated engineer
  • Monthly strategy calls

Why Choose Manual Over Automated?

Automated tools are like WebMD — they tell you something's wrong but won't actually fix it.

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Expert Analysis, Not Generic Advice

We don't just run PageSpeed and copy-paste suggestions. Our nerds actually understand why your LCP is 8 seconds and how your third-party scripts are throwing a party on your main thread.

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Actual Code Changes

We get our hands dirty in your codebase. Image lazy-loading? Implemented. Critical CSS? Extracted. That bloated JavaScript bundle? We're coming for it with a chainsaw.

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Measurable Results

Before and after screenshots, detailed reports, the whole shebang. When your boss asks "what did we pay for?", you'll have receipts that'd make an accountant weep with joy.

Fast Turnaround

Most fixes done in 48-72 hours. Because we know that every day your site is slow, Google is silently judging you and your competitors are stealing your traffic.

Everything You Need to Pass Core Web Vitals

Every fix comes with a comprehensive optimization package that would make a performance engineer shed a single tear of joy.

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Full LCP, INP & CLS audit
Image optimization
Critical CSS extraction
Render-blocking fixes
JavaScript optimization
Layout shift prevention
Caching setup
Detailed documentation

What You Can Count On

We're a new service. We don't have hundreds of reviews yet — but here's what we guarantee in writing.

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Money-Back Guarantee

If we can't measurably improve your Core Web Vitals scores, you get a full refund. No questions asked. See our Refund Policy.

Real Engineers

Your site is reviewed by a human web performance engineer — not an automated script. We read your code. We understand your stack.

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Written Report

Every fix comes with a before/after report — PageSpeed scores, screenshots, and a list of every change made. Nothing is hidden.

Questions before buying? Email us — we reply within 24 hours.

Questions? We've Got Answers

Everything you wanted to know but were afraid to ask.

How long does optimization take?

Most one-time fixes are completed within 48-72 hours. For ongoing monitoring, initial optimization is done in the first week, then we continuously monitor and fix.

Do I need to give you code access?

For most fixes, yes — FTP, Git, or CMS admin. We treat your code like it's our own baby, and we sign NDAs if you need them.

What if you can't fix my issues?

100% money-back guarantee. If we can't measurably improve your Core Web Vitals, full refund. No awkward conversations.

What platforms do you support?

All of them. WordPress, Shopify, React, Vue, Next.js, custom PHP, you name it. If it runs on the web, we can optimize it.

Can I cancel anytime?

Absolutely. No contracts, no fees, no guilt trips. Cancel whenever. We earn your business, not trap you in it.

Ready to Stop Fighting with PageSpeed?

Start fixing your Core Web Vitals today. Money-back guarantee if we can't improve your scores.